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  • Going to the Movies

    Every Tuesday, select movie theaters have discount tickets for “loyalty members,” or, rather, people who subscribe to their constant bombast of email promotions. These cheap tickets are no secret, and the people that take advantage of the $12+ discount are a real mixed bag. There are the people that go on dates, who either talk (more)

  • Walking Around

    One of my superpowers is the ability to take things that are extremely simple and make them into a whole ordeal. For example, just walking around from place to place requires much more planning and thought than any mentally stable person would put into it. I need sunglasses so people can’t see me staring at (more)

  • Men

    My roommate and I took a class on the history of the female nude. Everyone and their mother try to get into the “Aphrodite” course, so it took us 4 semesters to make the cut. Of the 20-something women that sat around the large center table, there were 2 men. I had no qualms with (more)