Google is the only search engine I use, but it stays just that, a search engine. I don’t write on Google Docs, I don’t prefer Gmail, and I don’t have a “G-cal.” Occasionally the Google suite is forced on me for school. My university email is a gmail, and some assignments MUST be submitted in (more)

Sitting in a coffee shop, reading an article by Zadie Smith, I expect her to walk in. Since I have no idea what she looks like, I will google her in advance to prepare for this insane hypothetical. This behavior is normal for me, as someone who is constantly daydreaming and romanticizing. It really keeps (more)

EDIT: After showing ChatGPT my writing, I asked it to write a blog post about itself in my style. This was the result. Let me tell you about ChatGPT, the AI that thinks it’s hot stuff. It goes on and on about how much it knows, and how it can answer any question you throw (more)

At 21 I’m already out of touch. Commercials for the Meta Quest headset and ads for the Metaverse with Kiki Palmer have me wearing a tinfoil hat to keep Mark Zuckerberg from accessing my brain waves. At the same time, I am an iPad bitch, and prefer playing temple run on the big screen. Still, (more)

Disclaimer: this does not apply to all reality TV. I exclusively watch reality dating shows. Turning love into a competition and videotaping all of that is what my roommate calls “the most extreme human experience.” There is nothing better than people getting matched by pseudo-experts and being so wrong for one another. Take the show (more)